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Oh well. I guess I can deal with a change for the next year. I mean I've had the beard since when...was I a toddler when it came in? Anyway, other than the hair that I'm perpetually losing on a fairly consistent basis, I'm actually feeling really well lately. I've been more full of energy; in fact, I've even found myself getting bored lately! So I've actually been feeling well enough to be able to have an actual social life (which is nice).
So I've been able to do some fun things lately. Such as going to a Chattahoochee Gold swim team reunion.Being really close to for three or four years, but then not seeing them--at all--for 15 years was weird. Like we're best friends that haven't been allowed to hang out for the past decade and a half. The only weird part was that I was bringing my brain cancer there, too. A little bit of a let down I think for most people. There was no other way to handle it though.
"Oh look it's Dave. What've you been up too?"
"I was living in Philly and having a really good time. Then for no reason at all, I just decided to move home and live at my parents' house." Yeah, that wouldn't work.
Oh and I've also found out that I will probably be next in line for $446 per month of disability dollars. I mean that's great. I get paid for doing nothing! I'm not really sure how I feel about this. I kind of feel like I'm a deep south hillbilly just livin off thu guberment. Maybe I'll go get me a piece of hay and some long-johns and prop myself up on the front porch with my ukemelele, g'yuh.
Just shaved my beard three days ago. It's been four years since I last saw my face. Not only do I experience every sensation as if I were wearing a baby's butt on my face, but I also didn't really like what I found underneath. Think I'll opt for Plan B and grow it back as soon as possible...
ReplyDeleteYeah. Mine's still growing in, but at the rate and amount that it grew 15 years ago. I agree. I don't like this much either. Can't wait to get it growing back in all it's former glory.
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