Too many hairballs

I've spent too many days sleeping in hairballs, so I've gotta do it. I've gotta cut my hair. I spent much of last night brushing the clumps of hair off my pillow. So being that it's all going to fall out in a matter of days anyway, I've decided to just do it myself. This is your and my DIY haircut guide. My hair looks great afterword, right? Well just watch to the end of the video.